by Jack Prelutsky
Be glad your nose is on your face,
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.
Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your toes,
that clearly would not be a treat,
for you'd be forced to smell your feet.
Your nose would be a source of dread
were it attached atop your head,
it soon would drive you to despair,
forever tickled by your hair.
Within your ear, your nose would be
an absolute catastrophe,
for when you were obliged to sneeze,
your brain would rattle from the breeze.
Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,
remains between your eyes and chin,
not pasted on some other place--
be glad your nose is on your face!
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thank God its not underneath the arm pit ... Al7amdulillah
ReplyDeleteIndeed Yub, especially yours HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteRangkap tambahan dari aunty:
I'm glad my nose is on my face,
Not pasted at some other place,
For that is where my glasses sit,
Atop me nose so I may read
:)
..I'm glad it is where it is..and not at my bum....for when smelling the roses....I dont have to sit..
ReplyDeletePakmat
ReplyDeleteYou're glad your nose is on your face,
Not pasted at THAT other place,
For at the rose-bush where you sit,
It pricks more than just a little bit!!!
Hi Zendra, always enjoy your humour.
ReplyDeleteYou have a great Tiger Year, behave yourself, stay young, stay beautiful and keep a song in your heart
and have a two moons Valentine day, Lee.
Eikkkk hey Zen, it that Valentine greetings from your mate from Weird Asia News publication...hahaha.
ReplyDeleteTommy got his nose everywhere (nosey Pharker)..hehehe.I'm so worried now that merajuk Capt might track me down to rearrange my nose...help!
Happy Holidays & Happy Valentine. Is RA the romantic type?
Cheers,
Tommy.
P/S - Capt tai lo, emm ho kum yeong lah, yao si mun mun kong mah. Ngo thia ho heng tai mah :)
Dear Lee
ReplyDeletehow do you make
full moons appear
in the night
of the lunar new year?
or might this be
the stallion's way
of unbridled heat
on a stack of hay?
Dear Tommy
ReplyDeleteIs RA romantic, you do wonder
Born a Dragon with Libran temper
With me his chick, I do opine
Everyday IS a Valentine
;)
Happy Chinese New Year to all...its a Tiger for all, from the Woods !
ReplyDeleteo.k...kerana mulut badan binasa !
yaa...kerana hidung lidah merasa ?
Tommy, no worries mate, have a Tiger on me !...enjoy your new year-lah. cheers matey !!
..Ko Ban Katakiuchi Kiken, Kitsui, Kitanai !!....Kangaete Okimasu ?. Jicho ! ishi bashi wo tataku. hehehe.
eeee ... statement kejam!! hahaha anyways ... pandainye berpuisi ... =)padan la uncle tunai lekat XD
ReplyDeleteYo Capt, you're right... takde bau, takde rasa. Eating would be boring, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteYub,
ReplyDeletegusi mummy gusi ubat
tak kan sama gusi basah
berdehem tersedak lidah tersasul
puisi aunty puisi sakat
tak kan uncle jadi marah
setem dah lekat pada sampul
hahaha 'ntah apepe
Since this is CNY cum Valentine Day, this is for the Snake & Dragon with abit of Japanese flavour just for Capt & Bib too, enjoy u love birds…hahaha..
ReplyDeleteSilly Love Songs
Cya, now I need to go collect some angpows using all my Crouching Tiger & Hidden Dragon kungfu :)
xox
Tommy
P/S - Nice to see u took my advice with that professor profile pic :)
Tommy, japs should stick to singing siirree rove songs in nihongo, but thanks for the thought anyway.
ReplyDeleteRe my profile pic, today's my blog 1-year anniversary - so I've let the pic age 30 years. Also my baju kurung in the pic has tiger-stripes design - so, quite appropriate for the year I thought. Plus am taking Unk Lee's advice to behave myself this year. Haha see how it goes.
I have RM1.10 angpow for you to collect, crouching. Tell me when :)
xox - stands for? Should I blush hihihi? (ooops behave, behave)
Gotta go - this evening's Arabian coffee starting to wear off
even with nose still in its place, some feel really itchy and become very nosy nosy type.
ReplyDeleteZen..I can't imagine it elsewhere..how to clean the nostrils and chase away the bugs from making a nest there??
ReplyDeleteYoo !.
ReplyDeleteA morning shave and a look
in the mirrorsay it's true.
I'm 60and my nose is growing
pretty old.
It starts about 1/4 an inch
below the bridge and strolls geriatrically down
for another 3/4 inch or so:
stopping.
Fortunately, the rest
of the nose is comparatively
soft but the mind still bold.
I wonder if ladies
will want me with an
old rusty nose ?.
I can hear them now
the pretty ladies !.
"He's cute but his nose
is too bloody old." hohohoo !.
Hahaaha Doc, let's suggest that nosey people should keep their noses in their pockets ;)
ReplyDeletemamasita, if we could just take off our noses every so often, have them vacuumed and then re-attached, wouldn't that be something? HAHAHA how gross...
ReplyDeleteYou're glad your nose is on your face,
ReplyDeleteThough old it is that's no disgrace,
Three-quarters of an inch you did measure?
Be thankful Capt., for it can only be for Bib to treasure...
Congrats for your IYear blog aniversary, Zen! Yippeekayay.
ReplyDeleteHoi RM1.10 angpow ni 70's punya std, takde nak ka? Sekarang takde RM10 pun gua tak layan..hahaha
Cheers,
Tommy
P/S - I watched that jepun 'silly love song' clip so many times oready & must say that couple looks nearly as good as Tommy & Ah Soh, we sing or speak something like that too...kekeke so cute one :)