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Showing posts with label Breaking News. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Clan Bulletin - How NOT To Put On The Weight You Lost Over Ramadan


Be anti-social and NOT attend these open-houses:

first raya: Tokmi's house from after solat sunat aidilfitri til lunch

There were not many dry eyes during the supplication part of the khutbah where the good Imam pleaded " Ya Allah, kami banyak berdosa terhadap ibu-bapa kami Ya Allah,
kami banyak berdosa terhadap ibu-bapa kami Ya Allah, Kau ampunilah dosa-dosa kami terhadap ibu-bapa kami Ya Allah, Kau ampunilah dosa-dosa kami terhadap ibu-bapa kami Ya Allah" . His voice broke "Ya Allah Kau perhatikan amalan kami Ya Allah, Kau perhatikan amalan kami Ya Allah" followed by crying and incoherent pleading..... until the bilal interjected with the takbir. It was heart-wrenching. He was the Imam no less, always at the masjid leading prayers, organising tazkirahs, taddarus, qiamullails, gotong royongs, etc - and I thought, "here I am, a nobody with a heart of stone - pleading nothing with that much sincerity"...

after Tokmi is Uncle Latif's in Subang Jaya
Ziarah - Wak Nah Banting, Wak Lehan Jln Kebun, Cik Manap Jln Kebun, Cik Awi Ampang Jaya, Kak Wati and the gang Ampang Jaya

second raya: Atuk Rahman's house from lunch onwards
Mummy and Haris - Ampang Indah, Mak Piah - Taman Ehsan

22/9 Tuesday noon - 3pm Uncle Sid's house Shah Alam

23/9 Wednesday 8pm Aunty Jas' house Kota Damansara<<<<<<------

24/9 STILL AVAILABLE
Hehe, any excuse for a gathering


25/9 Friday 8pm Uncle Jamil's house Section 12 PJ

26/9 Saturday noon Uncle Khalid's at Salak Tinggi

27/9 Sunday 11am til 6pm Aunty Em at USJ
(Clash with Wak Nah - Banting!!!)


Ampun maaf dipinta




2/10 Friday 8pm Aunty Ani at Section 14 PJ

3/10 Nikah Ceremony - Angah Cik Manan - Shah Alam

4/10 Sunday time??? Ahmad Jamal Clan Gathering at Aunty Rosnah's Bukit Tunku (Clash with Angah's Kenduri)

Further updates as and when more info is available
Who else? Aunty JJ, Aunty Rose, Aunty Sela/Shasha, Aunty Salwa (Condo), Uncle Seman, Company Open House...

Co-ordinators
Abu Iman
Ummi Shyro


PS - Otherwise EAT and renew your acquaintance with the GYM and POCO-POCO!





Hmmmm..... what is he
up to this time???.....



Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Restu Dipohon


Semalam tengah aku kelentang-kelentung di dapur

menyediakan juadah berbuka

aku terkejut

telefon berbunyi nada SMS

yang aku set kuat bunyi katun













ada mesej daripada nombor Amin

nun jauh di seberang lautan

di negeri di bawah bayu





aku tekan kekunci

hai..... MMS pulak











aku panggil Deen

SMS abang dia

hantarkan MMS tu ke telefon dia














telefon aku low technology

MMS tak main

Hah dah sampai pun




Apa Amin kata?





Tajuk MMS "Minta restu"





NAK KAHWIN LAGI SATU!........





Konon





Yang dulu apa jadi?





Itu Siti Khadijah - masih ada lagi





Yang ini?





SITI AISHAH





Laaaa ...... ikut nabi





Ada gambar - tu pasal MMS

Hmmmmm ........... Boleh tahan..........





Tanya bapak lah

Kata bapaknya "Beri aje restu..... dah kahwin pun dia....."

"Actually last week I ada mimpi pasal ni" sambungnya lagi

"Aaaa? You pun mimpi kahwin lagi?"

Tersenyum bapaknya





Ini gambar Siti Khadijah:


















































Dan ini.............














Siti Aishah!






















Hai......... patutlah bapaknya pun mimpi



Satu frekuensi dengan anaknya



Habis bagaimana dengan calon yang di semenanjung nih?



"Tunggu next cuti. Mcm tgh sibuk skrng"




RESTU DI BERI
JAGALAH DIRI

BERHATI-HATI
KERETA DAN LORI

LIPAT SELEKOH
USAH GELOJOH

BERJONGKANG-JONGKIT
KONTROL LAH SIKIT

TAKUT DIGELAR
DR MAT REMPIT

Monday, 24 August 2009

Sentenced To Hang!

New Arrival in this package:


























Pak Zawi's study of a Heliconia


















Settled for an undisclosed sum










Keeping Heli company:
























Lacquer from Vietnam










Water-colour
From Bali




















Bali again





















Oil also
from Bali



























Bali











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