Red Alfa (RA): Yang, be the good storyteller and tell the F*nd*q M*'T*m story for laughs! I have just tried with my secretary. She did laugh.
Zen: Did she?
RA: Ah..but then ALL good secretaries would laugh at their bosses' jokes, wouldn't they?!
Zen: She's REALLYgood if she knows Arabic and Tamil, too. But I won't tell it here.
RA: Why not?
Zen: Well firstly this blog is a respectable blog, it's visited by respectable people like Dr. Sam, and Madam Markonah, and other people from the east coast - they are all so refined you know. Malulah. Not to forget my nephews and nieces - whose minds I do not want to corrupt any further.
RA: Maybe you can tumpang other blogs?
Zen: Hmmm there's that vicious feline, Saya Kitty, who's place is X-rated as she declared. But your joke is "for men only" bar-counter joke lah. Forget it Bang, I've got a reputation to protect.
RA: Alaa.. Yang.....
Zen: Eh Bang you forgot today's special occasion.
RA: Oh-Oh.... What occasion? Your birthday's months away what!
Zen: Today 9 Sya'aban lah.
RA: Ehmmmm......... remind me
Zen: 29 Muslim years ago???
RA: Our first date?
Zen: That was 34 infidel years ago!
RA: Oh yeah, we were married! Then 3 weeks later have to start fasting - Argggh! Why suddenly you remember the muslim calendar?
Zen: Dah pencen. Thank you for the 29 years, Bang. Remember 1997 / 1998?
RA: Don't I ever.
Zen: That was a tough year kan? But YOU were TOUGHER. Here's THE SONG for you to well tears over.
Remember EDIFY, BE TEACHABLE, DUPLICATE
GO CORE - If you're not Kaur (core) you're Sikh (sick).......sic
Happy Anniversary, Bang!