Friday, 9 October 2009

A Cop wrote this For Women

Everyone should take a few minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry..

I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters,daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :

The elbow is the strongest point on your body.If you are close enough to use it, do!

I recommend that you watch this on youtube and read the comments

2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,


Toss it away from you....

Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.


3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy..

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4.. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!)

The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.


5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.

Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

D.) If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF.



Instead run the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.

Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it ...

As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!

The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8.. Crying Baby Scam

Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

9. Water Scam!

If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE!
These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.

10. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:


It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

Please pass this on

On a lighter note:



LadyMarko said...

Thank you.

If I'm alone at night and hear a baby crying outside, the LAST thing I do is open the door... bukan takut orang, takut hantuuu....!!!

Naz said...

All very good points, Zen.
Have a nice weekend :)

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Zendra, very good posting. Yes, all women should be aware of their surroundings as well use common sense.
Don't panic, think....use whatever you can to protect yourself or hit back.
Use your knee if being embraced or molested...and bring it up...hard against his family jewels.
Have a safe weekend, Lee.

Capt's Longhouse said...


,,,lucky or unlucky me, Jane guards mine !! haha

,,,just remember this, once you take up an weapon i.e. parang or whatever, you must be prepared to use it to kill or be killed !!.
,,,the biggest issue here is one might be too frighten or in shock to react !. Just be prepared, the mindset is most important yaa. It takes a lot of training even for an ex-Armed Forces Boxer like me !! yoo to remain cool headed in a fight that i can still recalled..hehe.
,,,best to avoid any physical contacts by getting away but if cornered, go for the kill ! your ladies high heel shoes in a side kick would do lots of damage too b4you run for your life !! haha.

Capt's Longhouse said...


,,, i don't know what it is/was but recently while in K.L. city, the jaga kereta boys refused to take my money, mat rempit stayed far away plus an Indian card board seller gave free boxes to my daughter after i came out of the SUV when I heard he wanted extra money from the standard price !!. I was wearing dark pwr spec. at night since misplacing my normal spec. hehe plus my black jacket and skull base ball hat ! Man in BLACK yaa..and i didn't said a single word too !!.
,,,in fact, most of the ladies avoided me too hahaha. guess i know why now ?

Tommy,,,you r right, am frightening-lah hohoho. Geeee must be my face and body language ?. hahaha.

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Hey Zee, it's quite sad & depressing of society today that we have to resort to all these precautionary measures nowadays, yes better imprison ourselves at home. Still very peaceful where I'm now, thank god.

Ahoi Capt, gua ni macam The Good, u tu macam Lee Van Cleef the bad...hahaha, nobody dare mess with u la. And the ugly is...???? better not say else she gets offended :).

Salam & take care always!


Zendra said...

LadyMarko, ingat movie "Zombies" tak? hehe

Naz, and you too :)

Uncle Lee, don't care if I rip my sarong kebaya, I'll scramble his family jewels with my knee and stab him in the solar plexus with my elbow hahah

Zendra said...

Capt: emmm ... that remark about family jewels was from Uncle Lee the retired romeo, not unkertommy lah.

What? A parang? Tu tak belajar lah. The recommendation is to take flight not fight,unless absolutely necessary THEN fight hard with teeth and nails and heels. I pray such situations do not befall women everywhere. Bad men who prey on women are cowards to the core!

Actually, ada tak picture in which you are smiling? Aiyah how to smile kan nanti pipe jatuh hahaha! Rupa garang macam bouncer siapa tak kecut perut?

Zendra said...

Tommy, peaceful havens make one lembik lah, good-lah but lembik.

Bad and ugly barulah kow-tim :)

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Awww Zen, I'd sensed u r upset with me comments lately....(I meekly :(()

Am I being paranoid?..hehehe.

Zendra said...

Tommy, What did I say? What did i say, to make you think I'm upset? Hey, man I've gotta use that line again lah. hehe

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Hi ZeeBRA,
“Who shot J.R”……hahaha. U have to wait until next season to find out. Notti of me to keep ppl in suspense, but it’s very intriguing…hehehe. (Sleepless in Subang Jaya, kah?)

Itu lagu David Soul memang penuh dengan ‘feeling’, tapi ayo don’t know why they are accompanied with his ‘in the shower’ slides. Ah Soh caught me viewing it (in the privacy of my study) & now she’s worried whether I’d come out of the closet & discovered my true self after all these years…hahaha… very funny, I nearly fainted lah!!!


Zendra said...

Kakaka! Ah Soh caught Tor Mee ogling David who was baring more than his Soul. How long have you kept your inclination under wraps? heheheh padan muka

Anonymous said...

Yo Zen....apa citer

Hehehe..malas nak update blog..buntu idea..nanti2 lah...

Tommy, im also paranoid. You kutuk me or Zen ah? :P


Zendra said...

Yo Saya, how was your posh upper crust garden party? Citerlah.
Me got nothing to report. Wish Tommy has a blog - sure bes cerita kelakar about him and Ah Soh. I need same laughs lah Tommy...

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Hi Zee/Saya, Where got mah? Where I dare ketut fierce ppl like u 2.
Zee, not very nice to laugh at other ppl expense and oso I cannot hang dirty linen up in public mah, u ‘chi sin’or what!....heheheh. No kiss & tell stories, definitely not me style, I got modesty & integrity one u know.

Hey, I feel a bit like this JC fella now, bet RA & Capt r in the same boat;

When I was a young boy
Said put away those young boy ways
Now that I'm gettin' older, so much older
I long all those young boy days
With a girl like you
With a girl like you
Lord knows there are things we can do, baby
Just me and you
Come on and make it

Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

You don't have to be so exciting
Just trying to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah
You always look so inviting
You ain't as green as you are young
Hey baby it's you
Come on girl now it's you
Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby
Let's see what we can do
Come on and make it

Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

I ain't talking no big deals
I ain't made no plans myself
I ain't talking no high heels
Maybe we could walking around, all day long
Walking around, all day long

Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

Good huh? Now u 2 Tai Tai better go do some housework…hahaha.


Zendra said...

Kasian Tor"maso"Mee, go tell Ah Soh what you like lah "Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby, hurt so good, hurt so good" hahaha.... ceh!