Thursday, 14 January 2010

Women, Scientifically

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?'s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration :


Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts. 



a.j. said...

check this out =D

Red Alfa said...

And little wonder!... when the man shows to impress her juggling with his balls he usually finds her either:
1) two balls are not enough to distract or
2) she has got a headache from following one of her balls!

Zendra-Maria said...

yub,thanks. So you've gotta learn that with women you've gotta know which switch to turn on and when ;)

Zendra-Maria said...

RA, correction - the MAN has a headache trying to keep up with her balls!

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Zee, I'm the first to admit u ladies can juggles much better than blokes anytime.

And yet, RA, have u ever wondered why they complain soooo much when it comes to cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, look after the kids, shopping, balancing act, gym lah etc, etc...since they r soooo blardy talented (custom built) in multitasking, knowing that your men can only do 2-3 task at a time like when we relax, drink & watch football on TV??? Blurrr leh, tim-kai woh? Have mercy!

Anyway, we still loves u women despite of...


P/S - Aliketuk Capt, bet u do not know the name of the first Japanese woman of the nite :)))

Zendra-Maria said...

Tommy, Oldstock and Bangkai now have the answer to why we women are capable of asking many questions at a time, loaded or unloaded hehe

mantan said...

Ultimately, it is the heart, and not the body/balls, that is the source of true passion. There, in the invisible realm from which all feeling emerges, the ocean of passion lies waiting to be stirred, not by the right touch or bya a skillful caress, but by the only thing that can cause passion to rise up - the love from the beloved's heart.

Anonymous said...


It isn't that we can't juggle multiple balls - we can. However, we simply prefer to focus just on the two most important ones :-)

All other balls are superfluous.

(Oldstock/Tommy, you can jump in any time now... )

Zendra-Maria said...

Amboi mantan, so poetic lah. I wish I had that "ocean of passion waiting to be stirred" but with "undersea earthquakes and tsunamis", an ocean of compassion is what we sometimes need more of???

Zendra-Maria said...

MatB, whatever gives you the most pleasure I presume. How basal...

Capt's Longhouse said...

,,,hahhaha no matter what, man is still the best balls carrier !..and women end up carrying the burden for the next 9 bloody months plus a lifetime of worries ?. hehehe !.
,,,my salute to all ladies, they are indeed anytime far better than we men in shouldering the responsibilities of man's by-product..except for the few kinky guys. hahaha.

,,,Geee Oz man down under, guess it does smell funny down there too yaa !!.. Chu-gane/Say-e-bow "giving until it hurts" hahaha.

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Hahaha MatB, much that I like to rub it in but my ‘conscience & compassion’ holds me back. Just by looking at her illustration of the female brain got me worried that it’s liable to implode any minute due to overloading malfunction :)

Goes without saying that they r more concern with quantities rather than qualities. U know the penny saves pound foolish mentalities type. So it’s best to keep them in suspense & on their toes wondering when would this comes back to bite them. In the meantime, we can sit back & enjoy our weekend.

MatB, there could be an opening there in Liverpool F.C for u & I don’t think u can do any worse than Benitez, oso then u don’t have to worry abt NO tea & scones each morning…hahaha.

TGIF, have a great one all!


Zendra-Maria said...

Thanks for the recognition Tok Uban - usually servicemen appreciate the fact about we women being saddled with the baggage, you all been trained to tembak and cabut anyway hahaha...

Capt's Longhouse said...


,,,but not with chopper pilots cos we can still hover around our ladies for an air cushion landing. hahaha.

hey,,tommy sudah makan ?. 'sek-fun' mah ?? hohoho.

Saya... said...

hehehe...good one the diagram!

Zendra-Maria said...

Phew sis, at last someone who can count more than two!

Tok Uban, should a pilot without a chopper talk about hovering? Maybe you can cerita about riding the waves, n how to avoid capsizing in a stormy sea? Like Malaysia now lah.

Oldstock said...

My oh my... there's no way you'll let me enjoy my precious little free time in peace, eh? Heheheh...

I'd like to respond to this post with some delectable charts of my own... only that I don't know how to insert graphics in the comment box. There's a lovely one that shows two separate paths of a woman and a man going to a shopping mall. The Mission : Go to Gap, Buy a pair of Pants. The man's path is a simple short line with only two bends. Time taken 6 min, cost $33.

I'll leave you guys to imagine the woman's path, time and final cost.

BTW, I like my two balls... and most women I know love them too, muahaha!

Hi 5 to MatB, Tommy and Capt!

Capt's Longhouse said...


,,,stormy malaysian sea ?? easy-lah.
,,,guess why some immatured politicians are playing around about “rights” issue (which are not clearly spelled out) rather than “responsibilities” (which are clearly laid down by law). Its a poor card to pull nowadays.

,,,am sure the ‘poor rakyat’ still appreciate the cultural sensitivity involved but we are just asking for a reformed system of law enforcement and justice.
…plus please get rid of the stupid bureaucracies in all levels of governmental system too. Its hurting the nation-lah.
,,,may i remind this; Malaysia – like every other country in the globalised world today – is not going to be given a second chance plus the world does not owe our struggling nation a living too, and nor will the “march of development” slow down for we Malaysians to catch up.
,,,We better get our class ACT together yaa !, Malaysians will therefore have to unite or perish, together.

,,,surfed the 'stormy waves' always with your eyes open-lah.
Don't blindly just go in mahhhh !!.hahaha.

Zendra-Maria said...

Oldstock, I know that diagram in question, they all came in the same e-mail. I'll post it soon plus another one with switches, they are both funny hehe.

Re your 2 globes that you say most women love as much as you, wow you've really aroused my curiosity - just HAVE to see them - your EYE-BALLS LAH HAHAHAHA!!!!

Zendra-Maria said...

Capt, so desu ne, wakarimas! Hope the monsoon goes away and the sun shines again soon!

Ride the waves with the eyes open? The instinct is to shut them lah.

Oldstock said...


You know me oh so well! Those are the balls that I meant :-)

Anonymous said...

Heheh... i thought the diagrams you posted were funny enough but the comments here are even funnier! Good monday morning laugh. Thnk you.