Saturday, 21 March 2009

Why Your Wife Never Argue

There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. Nothing was
held back. Well, almost nothing. They had kept no secrets from each other
except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet
that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling $250,000. Holy Moley! He asked her about the contents.

"When we were to be married," she started, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily." The old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were inside the box! She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doilies, but.... what about all this money? Where did it all come from?"

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies".

"Oh, it has been willed to the Women's Refuge".

Doilie from


Capt's Longhouse said...

I never argue with my Boss !
,,,she is my wife.
I run away to my island
,,, YooHoHoo there and be happy !


Zendra said...

hahaha Captain pun ada Boss!

Takpe Capt., as they say, sayangkan isteri tinggal-tinggalkan..........

Bila jumpa macam pengantin baru, yoohoohoo

Good for the heart, no?

Capt's Longhouse said...

,,,almost had a heart attack last night ! Dah tua tak sedar diri,,,hehehe ingat macam dulu dulu,,,,yaaa, me Tarzan you Jane, swinging from tree to tree.
,,,nak pergi massage today after showing off my house to this potential buyer. Thai massage by Filipino ladies in Miri @ rm45/-per hr and nil plus plus o.k.!
,,,Last time round terpergi Cina doll massage with another Capt, we were nearly raped !. Lucky iman masih kuat sebab baru balik hajj. hahaha. Allah nak testing kot ?.
,,,So guess we must wait for your thai massage story yaaaa.


Zendra said...

Hey Capt. don't expect anything unrespectable from my story, nanti anti-climax je yang melanda hahaha.

Thai massage by pinays? Nanti terplus-plus pulak, rosak aura haji. Pinoy xde ke?


An-Nimr said...

Salam Zendra,

Nice blogs you have...nice story!

Aiyo Capt, dah pi haji kena raba2 (ie urut) dengan sweet young things...abis la aura haji tu....betui ckp Zendra...hahahah

Anonymous said...

yang pergi hajj was the other Capt not me-lah hahaha !


Zendra said...

Psst Capt. how was the massage? OK?