Monday 18 January 2010

Tom, Dick and Harry

Disclaimer: 
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

6 comments:

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Zee, what's this? Curi2 hamtam or baling batu, sembunyi tangan....hehehe.

Actually that Tom (purely coincidental) is a tear-jerker who says what he does is very much like playing Bridge. If you got a good hand, you don't NEED a partner :)))

Zendra-Maria said...

Of course Tommy (purely coincidental), he doesn't NEED one except sometimes "partners" seek him out when they sniff his good hand, not unlike Bridge I presume.

HAHAHA this is a classic - love it. You SHOULD watch this too

a.j. said...

you should watch the one yang he became the devil

Tommy Yewfigure said...

Sorry Zen, off topic.

Ahoi Capt, soli hah, I tried but cannot get them to film the 4th instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean in Kapas instead of Hawaii but I’ll see what I can do to get u a cameo role as the octopus face pirate’s lackey…hahaha…I had my stint as Chow Yun Fatt sidekick the Singapore/Johor pirate b4 leh….yohoho & a bottle of rum.

Here’s a Pirate Joke, esp 4 U;

He had a wooden leg, a hook on the end of his arm & a black patch over one eye.

“You’ve been in the wars, matey,” said one of the crew.

“Ay, a shark bit my leg off, a cannon shot my hand clean away & a seagull shit in my eyes.”

“I can understand the shark & the cannon, but how could u lose an eye?”

“It was the day after the hook was attached & I wasn’t used to it,” said the pirate.

Muahahaha…ay
Tommy Roger!

Zendra-Maria said...

Yub, I did watch it but it won't be politically correct to post HAHAHA

Zendra-Maria said...

Tommy, good pirate joke :D