A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
WORRIES AND SUCCESS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more eager to die.
The realities that make the world go round.........