Hubby forwarded me this e-mail. Wives are supposed to laugh OK?...............
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
What a fun song! Tickles my dormant nyonya-baba roots... hahahaha
Kopi manis tuang dalam mangkuk Makan sama roti pagi hari Ada tuan datuk Nyonya manis datang mari duduk Apek minta cium pipi kiri Atau dari kat singkok??? Mari Nyonya mari kitalah makan rokok Aiyah nyonya mana mahu cari apek bongkok Aiyah nyonya mana mahu cari apek bongkok Lai lah lai lah lai lah nyonya lai lah
Apek tua rugi makan foocok Lagi susah oren takda gigi nanti gua ketuk Apek tua jangan mari jolok Gua mau cari baba muda Yang tak pakai songkok Jangan apek goda jangan apek pujuk Aiyah Siapa mahu apek jual koyok (apa? talak) Aiyah Siapa mahu apek jual koyok M mai lah mai lah mai lah apek mailah
Nyonya sayang gua hati goyang Lu banyak cantik gua pandang Ada dondang dondang Nyonya satu manis gula batu Gua nanti gantung diri tentu Dekat belakang pintu Gua mau mati sebab makan hati Aiyah darling nanti tinggal tiada lagi Aiyah darling nanti tinggal tiada lagi Good-bye good-bye good-bye nyonya good-bye
Apek sayang gua main-main Gua bukan cari orang lain Mari kita kawen (mari) Apek sorang gua susah memang Biar tua asal hati senang Mari apek sayang Mari apek mari tentu gua sudi Aiyah tapi apek mesti pasang gigi (boleh lah lawa) Aiyah tapi apek mesti pasang gigi Mari mari come on nyonya come on
most times I call my wife as my darling/sweetheart/honey/angel,,,whatever sweet sounding,,,,,bcas the real truth is most times I just can't remember her name!!!!!.hehehe,,,,,sorry Bib just joking my baby !
Nak senang hubby calls everyone "yang" - wife, daughters, sons and even his secretary when his mind is elsewhere..... alamak! Nasib baik husband secretary tu sporting...
Capt., just as long you don't call her by any other proper name at the wrong moment, that's OK....
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What a fun song! Tickles my dormant nyonya-baba roots... hahahaha
Kopi manis tuang dalam mangkuk
Makan sama roti pagi hari
Ada tuan datuk
Nyonya manis datang mari duduk
Apek minta cium pipi kiri
Atau dari kat singkok???
Mari Nyonya mari kitalah makan rokok
Aiyah nyonya mana mahu cari apek bongkok
Aiyah nyonya mana mahu cari apek bongkok
Lai lah lai lah lai lah nyonya lai lah
Apek tua rugi makan foocok
Lagi susah oren takda gigi nanti gua ketuk
Apek tua jangan mari jolok
Gua mau cari baba muda
Yang tak pakai songkok
Jangan apek goda jangan apek pujuk
Aiyah Siapa mahu apek jual koyok (apa? talak)
Aiyah Siapa mahu apek jual koyok
M mai lah mai lah mai lah apek mailah
Nyonya sayang gua hati goyang
Lu banyak cantik gua pandang
Ada dondang dondang
Nyonya satu manis gula batu
Gua nanti gantung diri tentu
Dekat belakang pintu
Gua mau mati sebab makan hati
Aiyah darling nanti tinggal tiada lagi
Aiyah darling nanti tinggal tiada lagi
Good-bye good-bye good-bye nyonya good-bye
Apek sayang gua main-main
Gua bukan cari orang lain
Mari kita kawen (mari)
Apek sorang gua susah memang
Biar tua asal hati senang
Mari apek sayang
Mari apek mari tentu gua sudi
Aiyah tapi apek mesti pasang gigi (boleh lah lawa)
Aiyah tapi apek mesti pasang gigi
Mari mari come on nyonya come on
most times I call my wife as my darling/sweetheart/honey/angel,,,whatever sweet sounding,,,,,bcas the real truth is most times I just can't remember her name!!!!!.hehehe,,,,,sorry Bib just joking my baby !
Pirate
Nak senang hubby calls everyone "yang" - wife, daughters, sons and even his secretary when his mind is elsewhere..... alamak! Nasib baik husband secretary tu sporting...
Capt., just as long you don't call her by any other proper name at the wrong moment, that's OK....
:-D
what say you ladies ?
Study confirms mothers-in-law are the chief cause of divorces !
am bloody lucky bcos of my father-in-law,,,,,,lah.
Yooooooo.
My arwah mum-in-law was my confidante! She passed away a long time ago (1988), I miss her....
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